Trooper 66

Trooper 66 is a character.

Overview
Trooper 66 takes aim at his enemies with an infinitely powerful laser, and directs an array of target-seeking rockets.

Efervescent Omniarticulate Hyperpenultimate Artificially Intelligent Verisimilar Laser Burst - Fire

 * Pretty self-descriptive. Trooper 66 attempts to hit his enemies and reduce them to dust.

Lock-On Missile - Down

 * Trooper 66 launches a target-locked missile. Unfortunately, it's locked on to everyone, including himself. It won't hit him, though.

Missile Homing - Hold Down

 * Trooper 66 activates the homing feature of his missiles, drawing them to himself. Sorta.

Directive 8 1/2 - Fire (Ultimate)

 * Trooper 66 issues himself a direct order and hits every enemy on the screen.